I love it when my shit tastes like cavier

had an extremely horrid audition today for a pretty recognized Milwaukee Theater but they seemed to like it.

oh well all out of cavier shit. sorry if this is even more boring than my other posts have been. i am creatively writing though. i'm starting a new book of illustrations around a theme. they are short writings entitled "Everbody Gets Sad" it's sort of like a childrens book some of them are based on real people and all they characters are sad either because of who they are, who their families are, how they live or how people see them. for example: tyler is too tall, anna doesn't dress like all the other girls, david doesn't cut his hair, charlie's dad is an alchoholic, anthony can't play sports, liz is fat, and mark goes to a weird church where the people talk funny and roll around the floor. if anyone has any brilliant inspirations or is offended by my using their name, please respond.